Black Metal Monday

Varg hates Christmas, but he loves his cat.  

Varg hates Christmas, but he loves his cat.  

Black Friday is a big old mess of dirty humanity at it's finest, but like every good American, I'm a card carrying capitalist when I need to support myself, and as an artist trying to do what he loves for a living (making art and selling it), that applies pretty much every day (unless of course you want to trade me your car for art or some other intrinsic need that I have - if that's the case, send me an email), so in the spirit of the season and that which prevents me from defaulting on my student loans and having my electricity turned off, I'm offering up Varg Vikernes' guitar from my Devil's Advocacy Group to ring in the holiday season.  If you order a limited edition Varg Vikernes guitar print through Monday, December 2nd and enter the code "BlackMetal2013" when you check out, you'll get $5 off the print and I'll throw in a hand selected Metal mixtape compact disc when I ship your print (all prints will be ready and shipped priority mail by Monday, December 9, ensuring xmas delivery).  This hand selected metal mixtape compact disc will feature songs selected by myself from my personal musical collection, and will be subject to whatever mood I'm in when I sit down this weekend to make it.  It may feature Christmas songs with dangerous messages, it may feature old folk songs that influenced metal, it may only have one black metal song on the whole thing, or it might just have children's songs.  You'll just have to buy the print to find out, and you can do that by going here. Rest assured I'll even draw something ridiculous on each disc with my black metal sharpie (which is obviously black metal, because it's black).   Now go forth, spread the dark lord's word and enjoy the slow drawn-out death of American culture...  Oh, and don't forget to buy local this year!     

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